How are you, my favorite Fox News watching (uncle/co-worker/landlord/etc.)? Happy Holidays! Yes, I know you prefer Merry Christmas, but I am an ex-Jew and a current atheist, and I would really like to wish you a Happy Pagan Solstice, so let’s settle in the middle at Happy Holidays. Happy Holidays!
Yes, yes. Obamacare. I can keep my doctor if I like him. Elizabeth Warren wants to give every McDonald’s employee $7,000 dollars an hour. Hillary Clinton personally shot eight disabled veterans in Benghazi. Rob Ford was on crack and is still a better mayor than Deblasio with his punkish looking son. We covered this during Thanksgiving. Let’s skip ahead, shall we? Continue reading →
We’re two months away from a new season of Rupaul’s Drag Race, which can only mean one thing: New, incredibly awkward, HIV protection puppet commercials! This time, Nerdy Professional Negative Gay Puppet and Burly Muscle Bear Positive Puppet are promising to get tested regularly and stay committed to each other. But where are the creepy, bareback loving Care Bears? Are they out in the world, whispering into impressionable, gay men’s ears that condoms are for squares? Or have they finally settled down, opening up a Bareback Bed & Breakfast in Vermont?
Oh, and the season six queens have released their promo interviews too. So let’s make first impressions and speculate wildly! Continue reading →